Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he’s ever had. I just threw up in my mouth. . . When I saw this picture I thought he was an extra from 28 Weeks Later, the horror movie.
A source close to Calum said, “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”
Hey Calum, news flash. Everybody in L.A. has already had Lindsay and she’s horrible, that’s why she’s dating a nobody reality show loser instead of a hollywood mega star. Nobody will touch her, literally.