Some new, some old… and some just plain used up. I’m not talking about the pictures either.
Britney Spears And Her Nipples
Much like it should be illegal to execute mentally retarded convicts, I wonder the same for taking pics of Britney Spears all she’s missing is a bib and a chalk board hanging from her neck… is it really fair for us…it’s like taking candy from a baby.
Britney's Private Pics
These pictures, all private candids, were revealed by a former assistant…
Britney's Breasts, Popping Out!
Wait, did I say pooping, or popping… anyway, just like Brit Brit herself, her rack needs to be put away.
Britney Keeps Her Beaver Clean
If Brit Brit were only to do as good a job taking care of her kids as she does her snatch…
Britney Show's Off Her Crotch (Again)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood… How much crotch can a crotch shot shoot, if a cro… anyway, you get the idea.
There once was a time in movie history when you couldn’t watch a movie without seeing Micheal Cain or Gene Hackman… and then came, A Bridge Too Far… that had both of them in it at the same time…
Well, this is much the same. Except, we’re not defending against German invasion… but a much, much darker force…
Talk About “Self-Absorbed”!
Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, all risked jail for ale. But the latest tale of a celebrity trading Jello shots for mug shots is a shocker. A little gull told us that SpongeBob was recently given probation on charges on drunk diving, on the condition that he attend meetings of Alcoholics Anemones. This comes from a highly reliable source: we held a seashell up to our ear.
Britney Into Porn?
Britney Spears is back and FAT. No, not back fat (actually yes bu that’s another story for another time) no, not PHAT, but F-A-T. At the MTV VMA’s she was out of shape and looked like the trailer park trash of her true roots. The next morning rumors were swirling when she met with a well know Porn Producer in the Valley. What were these two possibly talking about? Most likely what her porn name would be! Hey, if he can get her to go back to the gym and get her looking like her pre-tater tots binging, than I might rent a few videos, but otherwise, I’ll stick to surfing Speedmonkey.net for free crotch shots!
Britney Flashes Her Only Award!
Take that Sarah Silverman!!! possibly upset over her VMA performace, or just from being an idiot, britney flashes her pantyless crotch yet again. Well, I guess she’s merely giving the crowd what they want.
following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, “Gimme More,” a source tells Us that Spears was spotted “crying badly [backstage]. She’s devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up.”
News of the weird direct from Hollywood! 
