The Best Of Amy Winehouse

 

Amy Winehouse Is A Fan Of Pete DOH!erty

Amy Winehouse, fresh of a recent jaunt to the hospital after sparring with hubby Blake Fielder Civil, recently announced plans to record a duet with supermodel castoff babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty. The bruised and battered songstress had this to say:
“(Doherty) wanted to do a Billie Holiday cover and I like, no, let’s write something […]

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Pete Doherty: Pussy Abuser?

London England: Rocker (at least that is what I am told) Pete Doherty’s cat has tested positive for cocaine. Neighbors got suspicious when the cat was seen at around 2:30 a.m. grinding his teeth together and listening to techno music. Neighbors then called police and the cat was taken to a 24 hour vet where […]

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And In This Corner . . .

Amy “tranny”  Winehouse has defended her husband in a series of texts after the couple were involved in a violent row which left them both bloodied and bruised. I personally think it’s an improvement . . .
The potential Bondgirl said Blake was the cause of the argument, 24 hours earlier after which the 23-year-old singer, […]

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Amy Winehouse is Now a MD!

NME, a well connected music magazine, is reporting that Amy Winehouse is not in rehab, as previously reported, but has locked herself into a London hotel in order to recover from her drug overdose.  Everyone knows that dressing like a doctor makes you one and that my shiny blue cape means that I can scale […]

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Amy Winehouse cancels concert to go on pub crawl

Amy Winehouse canceled her concert in Liverpool the other night right before she was supposed to go onstage, leaving about 5000 fans pissed. Amy says her doctor told her to cancel the concert due to exhaustion, and reports said she was in the hospital. Ya right!
Amy was with husband Blake Fielder-Civil at The Hawley Arms […]

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Get a room!

You can see by the look on the redheads face that she is as grossed out by crackhead tranny Winehouse as we are. I can’t get that image out of my mind! HELP!
I guess it’s better than this picture . . .

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Amy Winehouse and Paula Abdul should get together

According to PR-Inside, an interview with Amy Winehouse was cancelled this weekend because she was too drunk.
Soul superstar AMY WINEHOUSE reportedly demanded 24 bottles of champagne for her dressing room at this weekend’s Isle of Wight Festival – only to be kicked off TV screens for being too drunk.
The Rehab singer was due to be […]

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Is the Honeymoon over?

Newlyweds Amy Winehouse and Blake Field-Civil are a match made in Heaven. In this picture Amy’s classy hubby is blowing his snot out of his nose on to the street and uses his hands to wipe it after. Real classy. . .

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Amy Winehouse gets a makeover courtesy of Rolling Stone!

 Amy Winehouse is this week’s Rolling Stone Magazine covergirl.
Why didn’t they use this picture on the cover?

Or this one?

Amazing what lighting, makeup and a team of professional photogs can do.
I find the coverage of Winehouse less than flattering, albeit honest. Here is a snippet.
“Winehouse and Blake are a pair of self-destructive souls equally capable […]

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Amy Winehouse needs a makeover!

Amy Winehouse, who has been rumored to be the next Bond Girl, was photographed here after undergoing several hours of makeup and special effects for her new video where she plays a hairy werewolf.
Wow, Amy’s career is really taking off, as is her personal life. Her rep has confirmed that she got married to Blake […]

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“Winehouse. . . Amy Winehouse”.

Speedmonkey.net entertainment reporter Billy Hollywood just broke a story reporting that Amy Winhouse has been offered a role in the next Bond film. Producer Barbara Broccoli is reportedly keen to see her opposite Daniel Craig. Uh, I’m ashamed to admit this but when I saw this picture I thought it was that transvestite who begs […]

Amy Winehouse needs a makeover!

Amy Winehouse, who has been rumored to be the next Bond Girl, was photographed here after undergoing several hours of makeup and special effects for her new video where she plays a hairy werewolf.

Wow, Amy’s career is really taking off, as is her personal life. Her rep has confirmed that she got married to Blake Fielder-Civil on May 18 in Miami according to one report. The two got engaged last month.

Better you than me Blake!

“Winehouse. . . Amy Winehouse”.

 

Speedmonkey.net entertainment reporter Billy Hollywood just broke a story reporting that Amy Winhouse has been offered a role in the next Bond film. Producer Barbara Broccoli is reportedly keen to see her opposite Daniel Craig. Uh, I’m ashamed to admit this but when I saw this picture I thought it was that transvestite who begs for money behind the old Le Dome on Sunset. My bad. His purse doesn’t have that red bandana.