Not to be outdone by her lesser astute Page 3 topless rival Keeley Hazell, here is Lucy Pinder’s 2008 calendar. Who’s do you like better? Personally I think it’s a win, win.
Keeley Hazell’s 2008 Calendar
Keeley Hazell Sex tape?
In early January 2007, a sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet. The video explicitly shows her performing oral sex for several minutes and then sexual intercourse. The video was shot while the two were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year, on or about 30 May.
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Keeley Hazell Is Full Of It!
There are a few things in this world that you really have to give the British credit for, but if you ask me, there are three things that instantly come to mind: The Beatles, Tea, and Keeley Hazell topless. Probably the three most important contributions to cultural history ever.
But seriously, is there anyone more physically perfect than Keeley Hazell in this entire world? I defy you to find her. I also defy you to explain to me how Great Britain, the land of Margaret Thatcher and the worst oral hygeine in the world managed to actually produce such a physically perfect specimen as Keeley Hazell.
Oh, you can also add ZOO Magazine to that list of great things out of Britain, since they’re the ones actually taking pictures of Keeley Hazell topless for us to look at.
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