Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark for putting out a card with her face on the stick figure of a waitress, who warns a customer, “That’s hot.” Uh, on second, thought, let’s not publish this story. After all, we used her name, so she could sue us. Actually, were not scared . . .We put up the pictures of Vanessa “the High School Vixen” Hudgens and laughed when we received our “cease and desist”. As Lizzie Grubman, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears et al can attest to, “There’s no such thing as bad P.R!
But in case my editor won’t let me publish this, why don’t we rework it a bit. How about this – “She who must not be named, (not to be confused with Lord Voldemort, who’s not quite as thin), is suing Hallmark, etc. Where did she find a lawyer stupid enough to take her case, instead of just saying during pillow talk that he would take it. Such a degree of stupidity forces me to conclude that this is an instance of nepotism and incest. On the other hand, he’s probably not one of those contingency lawyers who only get paid if you win. So he can bill her until the judge throws out the suit. ” Please sue us Paris . . .Please?
September 9, 2007
Categories: Paris Hilton, Tom Blumenfeld . . Author: Spongebob . Comments: Leave a comment