Bruce Willis is old school cool . . .

 

Okay, we get it. Bruce is really “cool” because he doesn’t care that a much younger guy is banging his ex-wife. Ya, ya. You know why he doesn’t care? Because Bruce Willis has more cool in his pinky than Ashton has in his lifetime. Willis was a bartender in the hottest club in Manhattan before he became the stud he is now and that is where he honed his skill. He was cool before Ashton started wearing his hat sideways. Before Ashton was hanging out with Masterson and the other no names, Bruce Willis was the biggest action star on the Planet, and I ain’t talkin that horrible Planet Hollywood that he got suckered into. While schmoopy and Demi are fondling each other Bruce is pulling in a 90 pounder!

Bruce Willis is old school cool . . .

 

Okay, we get it. Bruce is really “cool” because he doesn’t care that a much younger guy is banging his ex-wife. Ya, ya. You know why he doesn’t care? Because Bruce Willis has more cool in his pinky than Ashton has in his lifetime. Willis was a bartender in the hottest club in Manhattan before he became the stud he is now and that is where he honed his skill. He was cool before Ashton started wearing his hat sideways. Before Ashton was hanging out with Masterson and the other no names, Bruce Willis was the biggest action star on the Planet, and I ain’t talkin that horrible Planet Hollywood that he got suckered into. While schmoopy and Demi are fondling each other Bruce is pulling in a 90 pounder!