Nick Lachey is crying right now!(Part Deux)

Nick Lachey is kind of a doofus. Sure, I bet he’s a nice guy and all but who what and where did this guy come from. He’s the Scott Baio of the new millenium. No one can really figure out why he’s famous. His boy band died a slow death about 10 years ago (and 25 pounds a go) and the only thing he has done since then is “The Nick and Jessica Show.

Hey, speaking of Jessica. Jessica Simpson is a sweet piece, but she’s short and mildly retarded. I think Nick made the right choice. Vanessa Minnillo has been smart enough not to open her mouth on camera and not saying anything stupid like, “Do Buffalo wings really come from Buffalo”. And she appears to be a little taller, although in these pictures without makeup she looks a little like a primate. But hey, I don’t have to wake up with her in the morning sans makeup.

Nick Lachey goes Gabriel Byrne at Kentucky Derby!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo had a run-in on Friday night at a pre-Kentucky derby party with a guy who was not so representative of Southern hospitality.

According to Nick (via his reps), the couple were making their way through the party at Club Felt, led by Nick’s bodyguard, (who obviously is not doing a good job) when some drunk guy yanked Nick’s arm causing Vanessa to fall down.

If I were Nick I would have pulled a Gabriel Byrne on his ass and thrown a chair on him!

 

Nick Lachey is crying right now!

 

Judging by this smoking hot picture of Vanessa Minnillo on Bongo.com I bet Nick Lachey is thanking his lucky stars that Jessica dumped his barb-wire tattoo wearing ass . . .