Howard K Stern. A class act!

The Broward County Medical Examiner confirmed that none of the 11 drugs that were found in Anna Nicole Smith’s hotel room were prescribed to Smith. DUH! I’m a two bit hack with two nickels to rub together and I knew that weeks ago!

FOX News anchor Greta Van Susteren obtained documents from Dr. Joshua Perper’s office which shows that of the 11 drugs, eight were prescribed to Howard K. Stern, two were prescribed to Alex Katz and one was prescribed to Anna’s personal shrink, Dr. Khristine Eroshevich. We don’t know who Katz is, but Perper acknowledged one thing that was clear — Dr. Eroshevich wrote all 11 prescriptions. Mmmm. We better call in Law & Order to figure this out.

Perhaps most interesting, the chloral hydrate that was the major cause of Anna’s death (and was prescribed to Stern) was in a duffel bag in the hotel room. As Greta said, Anna was too weak to even get out of bed to go to the bathroom, so how did she get out of bed to rummage through the duffle bag and get the chloral hydrate? Van Susteren pressed Perper for an answer; the doctor said he asked Stern, Eroshevich and the bodyguard if they gave her the drugs and they all said the didn’t. It doesn’t take a genius to figure this one out. Stern is a weak leech who did everything Anna Nicole asked him to do because he hoped to gain some financial foothold, and now he’s holding the baby ransom. Remind me to spit on him when I see him in Sherman Oaks after he gets thrown out of the house in the bahamas!

Anna Nicole died from drugs prescribed to Howard Kato Stern! DUH!

 

The Broward County Medical Examiner confirmed that none of the 11 drugs that were found in Anna Nicole Smith’s hotel room were prescribed to Smith. DUH! I’m a two bit hack with two nickels to rub together and I knew that weeks ago!

FOX News anchor Greta Van Susteren obtained documents from Dr. Joshua Perper’s office which shows that of the 11 drugs, eight were prescribed to Howard K. Stern, two were prescribed to Alex Katz and one was prescribed to Anna’s personal shrink, Dr. Khristine Eroshevich. We don’t know who Katz is, but Perper acknowledged one thing that was clear — Dr. Eroshevich wrote all 11 prescriptions. Mmmm. We better call in the rocket scientists to figure this out.

Perhaps most interesting, the chloral hydrate that was the major cause of Anna’s death (and was prescribed to Stern) was in a duffel bag in the hotel room. As Greta said, Anna was too weak to even get out of bed to go to the bathroom, so how did she get out of bed to rummage through the duffle bag and get the chloral hydrate? Van Susteren pressed Perper for an answer; the doctor said he asked Stern, Eroshevich and the bodyguard if they gave her the drugs and they all said the didn’t. It doesn’t take a genius to figure this one out. Stern is a weak leech who did everything Anna Nicole asked him to do because he hoped to gain some financial foothold, and now he’s holding the baby ransom. Remind me to spit on him when I see him in Sherman Oaks after he gets thrown out of the house in the bahamas!

Hey! News flash. There are people who are really starving!

It’s pretty sad that there is a hunger strike by some “supposed fan” of American Idol wannabe Sanjaya. I say “supposed” because of after the Lonelygrl15 debacle I’m a little suspect of stuff I see on the net. I used to beleive everything I read and saw. I’m very gullible you know.

When “J” — the MySpace girl who is on a hunger strike until Sanjaya is off “American Idol” — didn’t update her blog, Schmoopy got a little worried. Fortunately, she’s still alive and still going strong. Let me just put in my two cents. Stop this craziness right now. It’s an insult to people all over the world who really truly don’t have any food. And by the way, hunger strikes are reserved for social change and to make statements about injustices . . .Not to sway the vote of beboppers around the midwest who are making Simon Cowell a billionaire. And btw, Cowell is a freakin’ genius, love him or hate him.

Anyway, back to this kid on a hunger strike . . .

“I first want to say thanks to all of you for worrying so much about me since then, that really means a lot. It’s helping to get me through a rough time. Don’t worry though, I’m still alive.” Whew! How long before we see her on her on reality show? Lonely Girl J?

“J” has gone without food for 13 days now, sustaining her protest with water, vitamins and an undying love for “American Idol.”

What a great example she is setting for others. How long until a kid goes on a hunger strike because his parents won’t buy him a Wii?

What is going on with this World?

I want to get something clear right now. I don’t watch American Idol on t.v. ( I TIVO it) and I don’t read all the chatter on the net about American Idol ( I just skim through it for work “research”). Okay, now that we got that straight.

When “J” — the MySpace girl who is on a hunger strike until Sanjaya is off “American Idol” — didn’t update her blog, Schmoopy got a little worried. Fortunately, she’s still alive and still going strong.

“I first want to say thanks to all of you for worrying so much about me since then, that really means a lot. It’s helping to get me through a rough time. Don’t worry though, I’m still alive.” Whew! How long before we see her on her on reality show? Lonely Girl J?

“J” has gone without food for 13 days now, sustaining her protest with water, vitamins and an undying love for “American Idol.”

Just remember “J,” if you get hungry send out some smoke signals. . . Or an email . . .

Heather Mills has been cheating on "Dancing with the Stars"!

HollywoodHoopla has learned from it’s army of sourcess poised around Los Angeles that Heather Mills has several legs, and has been using this to her advantage to get a leg up on the competition. ( I couldn’t resist). But seriously, does she have to walk around with her fake legs tucked under her arm? I know this is the city of LOOK AT ME, but really, c’mon. Here she is with two artificial legs in hand, leaving “Dancing with the Stars” training to visit a Beverly Hills clinic, although it’s unknown who’s footing the bill. (Get it, “footing”?) We all know she is flat broke now.

There are so many horrible jokes I want to make right now, but my mom told me it’s not nice to make fun of crips. But I might change my mind so check back soon.

Aha! She’s cheating! She has three legs! Or, maybe four . . .

Armed with two artificial legs in hand, prosthetic pirouetter Heather Mills ankled away from her busy “Dancing with the Stars” training to visit a Beverly Hills clinic, although it’s unknown who’s footing the bill. We all know she is flat broke now.

There are so many horrible jokes I want to make right now, but my mom told me it’s not nice to make fun of crips. But I might change my mind so check back soon.

Star Jones and Beetlejuice: Separated at Birth?

Looks like Dr. Suckncut down on Alvarado street missed that turkey arm.  Even her husband can’t keep a straight face!!! It looks like he just threw up in his mouth.

From TMZ: “Star’s stunning new blonded bob perfectly frames her pixie-like features…” What the hell are you tallking about? Who’s paying TMZ to say flattering things like this? Time Warner? Oh, wait, TMZ is owned by Time Warner. Whoops!
I’d say she looks more like BeetleJuice than media darling.

Brandy and Ray J: A banner year.

It seems as though Brandy has been lying low since her involvement in a holiday freeway crash that claimed the life of a 38-year-old woman (See picture above). The “Moesha” star finally surfaced in West Hollywood on Wednesday outside the Bodhi Tree bookstore, which specializes in New Age and other spiritual texts. The R&B diva hasn’t been seen on the town much lately and neither has her brother, wanna be rapper Ray J, who finally got his 15 minutes of fame during his rather tame time on camera wearing white socks while having sex with Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton’s old BFF.

Brandy’s car troubles are not completely behind her. The City Attorney has yet to decide if charges will be brought against the former R&B and T.V. star. It’s too bad they don’t file charges against her brother too for tormenting us. If you want to see the Kim K Super Star video, go to http://www.Speedmonkey.net

Brandy and Ray J: Two Peas in a Pod.

It seems as though Brandy has been lying low since her involvement in a holiday freeway crash that claimed the life of a 38-year-old woman. The “Moesha” star finally surfaced in West Hollywood on Wednesday outside the Bodhi Tree bookstore, which specializes in New Age and other spiritual texts. The R&B diva hasn’t been seen on the town much lately and neither has her brother, wanna be rapper Ray J, who finally got his 15 minutes of fame during his rather tame time on camera wearing white socks while having sex with Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton’s old BFF.

Brandy’s car troubles are not completely behind her. The City Attorney has yet to decide if charges will be brought against the former R&B and T.V. star. It’s too bad they don’t file charges against her brother too for tormenting us. If you want to see the Kim K Super Star video, go to http://www.Speedmonkey.net

Jenny McCarthy as Anna Nicole? I smell OSCAR!

Jenny McCarthy was the overwhelming favorite play Anna Nicole Smith in the movie, but the former Playmate of the Year would rather take on the role of Anna’s luxuriously glammed-up, Liberace-wannabe pal, Bobby Trendy!

Jenny confessed on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night, when told that she beat out Tori Spelling and Pam Anderson. But the goofball actress wasn’t exactly flattered by the vote, saying, “I don’t really think that’s a compliment … and God bless her, but anybody that tries to play her in a movie … it will be sort of like a ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketch. Now Bobby Trendy I would like to play.”

Hey Jenny McCarthy. Newsflash. People used to make as much fun of you as they did Anna Nicole, so don’t flatter yourself into thinking that you playing some retarded bimbo blond is such a stretch!