Billy Hollywood Get’s Around!

Here is the weekend update from Speedmonkey.net entertainment reporter Billy Hollywood . . .

 

“She told me it was Claritin!

I know Lindsay Lohan is upset at the recent pics of her snorting cocaine down in Hollywood, so STOP CALLING ME! My phone’s been cracking all night and I’m logging on now just to tell all those of you who have been pounding my cell phone the last few hours… NO IT WAS NOT ME who released the photos of Lindsay sucking up BLOW down at Teddy’s!!! On Friday I rapped with her at Le Duex where, by the way, she had a table in the corner that gave her and Samantha Ronson total privacy, NOT!! I don’t want to seem upset right now but I’m done making excuses for her so stop asking me!! Let me just lay it out for you… YES Lindsey likes hooking up with Samantha; as a matter of fact when our mutual close friend asked her on Friday what was up with her she said, “I’m just into trying everything right now…” Ladies, dudes, drugs, booze, rehab, blah, blah, blah… Can I say one thing? My celeb friends, are you listening???? STOP complaining when the media runs a story about you. Can anyone tell me why celebs bother complaining about the “media” when they report something about their life, only to turn around and head to the hottest club in town where they know they’ll be seen. Take Michelle Rodriguez for instance. She didn’t like what I had to say in a Blog last week when I called her out on being gay, even going so far was blasting out at the “media” like me on her site. Well babe, if you didn’t want the truth to be known, then why are you showin up to Teddy’s with all your girls in tow and freak dancing with them all night? You know you’re going to see me there! And you know I speak the truth, unless I’m talking to my girl, cause what she don’t know doesn’t get me in trouble.

I guess what I’m saying is that I want everyone to know that celebs have a love-hate relationship with us…. They hate us, unless we’re talking about them, then they love us. That’s pretty much the deal….

See you around,

Billy Hollywood.

P.S.. What’s up with Bob Sagat and Mary Kate partying at Le Duex on Friday? A buddy of mine told me they headed back to the Beverly Hills Hotel and got roomservice afterwords: One whole lobster, a bottle of lotion, and two rubber bands…WTF!!!”

 

 

Billy Hollywood Get’s Around!

What’s up gang, its Billy Hollywood here. So for all those of you who didn’t make it down to Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood tonight, let me give you a recap.

I rolled up to the club early tonight… so early that the only folks there were Ashley Simpson and her boyfriend Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy. It wasn’t long before Hillary Duff showed up; mingling with her sister’s ex Greg Carney. I said mingling, not flirting. Nick Lachey joined the party not long after, probably getting some dance moves from another
former boy bander, Joey Fatone from NSYNC.

On the way to say what’s up to everyone Deryck Whibley from SUM 41 skirted by all the ladies on the dance floor, who by the way seemed much more interested in Michele Rodriguez than any dudes in the house. Not even Ryan Phillippe seemed to get their attention away from the Hispanic actress with an eye for the ladies.

I’ll tell you one guy who didn’t have any trouble with the females tonight, and that is Phoenix Sun’s star forward, Shawn Marion. I guess he wasn’t too crushed by tonight’s game three loss to the Lakers, cause he partied the night away with some of Los Angeles’ local ladies till after two in the morning.