50 Cent (pronounced “fitty” I’m told) ust made a quick $400 million when Coca-Cola agreed to buy Glaceau, the maker of Vitamin Water for $4.1 billion.
The rapper owns 10% of Glaceau, which makes 50 Cent’s signature drink – the Formula 50.
David Hyde Peirce outed by CNN!
Actor David Hyde Pierce – maybe best known for his role of Niles on “Frasier” – has come out of the closet after an article on CNN today that nonchalantly said:
“Pierce got to Los Angeles in the early 1990s when his partner, actor-writer-producer Brian Hargrove, wanted to write for television. A short-lived Norman Lear series, “The Powers That Be” led to Frasier.”
Wait just one second. David Hyde Pierce is gay???????? NO WAY! I just can’t believe it. You mean Niles also known as “Smithers” from the Simpsons, is not the ladies man we all thought him to be? My gaydar is sooo broken!
Poor Paula Abdul :(
The New York Post has obtained a recording of a recent conference call during which American Idol host Paula Abdul has a complete breakdown, crying about her publicist, her health and her treatment on “Idol”. Sounds like everyone around Paula is actually being honest with her, and she’s gone on a whining tour to tell anyone who will listen to her complain about it. I’ll spare you the details because it’s incredibly boring. I have two words for you Paula. Shut up! We don’t care. Really, quit your complaining and entertain us, that’s all we care about. Otherwise, move along.
Jessica Biel can take out my trash anytime
Don’t get excited earth people, Jessica Biel does not go outside the house like this to take out the trash. She’s not like us plebians. Few women look this good in a bathrobe and puffy slippers making a trash run … but Jessica Biel does! Jessica was in full makeup for a LiveEarth PSA, promoting the gigantic worldwide concert on July 7 to raise climate crisis awareness.
Jenna Jameson is turning into a plastic doll
Jenna Jameson needs to bring sexy back. What happened to her? She used to be a hot Chatsworth porn star icon. Now she’s morphing into some sort of creepy cross between Cher and Ivanka Trump.
George Clooney – Sexiest Man Alive?
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a, to coin the overused phrase, “hater”. I can’t stand when one of my friends will say something like, “Oh, that Al Pacino . . .He’s so sexy. . . ” What? Are you kidding me? If he was waiting at the bus stop with a lunch pail on his way to work you wouldn’t be saying that! It’s only because he’s a 5″5′ actor with a few million to spare that you say that. I mean really. “Oh, that John Travolta/Bruce Willis/Johnny Depp/Insert name here . . .He’s gorgeous!” No he’s not. He’s just rich!!!
Now here is the exception to the rule. Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt, and my man George Clooney, the sexiest mo-fo around. Except in this picture . . . But I’ll give him a pass because he’s one of the good guys.
Paris Hiltons going away party
Well, Billy Hollywood and I tried to crash Paris Hilton’s memorial day party this weekend but couldn’t get past the brachiators who were guarding the door. I doubt they could even read the guest list, but nevertheless we couldn’t get in and looked stooopid as we hung around outside the gate. Our intention was to secretly tape record Billy Hollywood interviewing Paris and asking her what Memorial Day was. That would have been hilarious!
Ooops, she did it again!
The Sun is reporting that Britney Spears had to be carried from an L.A. bar on Sunday night after vomiting repeatedly in the mens can.
The Sun claims that a source said “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.” You can just picture it can’t you? Or you can look at the picture above.
What would I do without all of these retarded little girls making fools of themselves? I would have to get a real job, that’s what!
Like Father, Like Son
I don’t know about you, but I gotta tip my hat to Calum Best. I still have no clue who the guy is but I know he bangs 20 year old actresses and likes to party. He’s doing pretty much what every other star in L.A. has been doing over the past 40 years. Apparently he is the son of Georgie Best, a soccer/football star of years past who did pretty much the same thing, except without the coke (allegedly) .
Lohan train wreck back into rehab.
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning to check into rehab this afternoon after a wild weekend of partying, which included a car crash, an arrest and a drunken public collapse.
This picture was taken of Lindsay after a night of boozing. Mmmm, maybe I will rethink my Maxim Hot 100 vote.
After her car crash and arrest in the early hours of Saturday morning, Lindsay had been partying at Teddy’s on Sunday night before leaving around 4.30am on Monday morning. Lindsay’s friend and designated driver Samantha Ronson drove the pair to a nearby petrol station where Lindsay was snapped falling to her knees and then being helped back into the car – where she instantly passed out.
Just another day at the office for Lindsay.
News of the weird direct from Hollywood! 
